這位翻譯真厲害！

The Top Translator~~~這位翻譯真厲害!Canadian Citizenship Application
An immigrant from China is applying for citizenship in Canada .He is to be interviewed by a Canadian immigration officer.He does not speak English well and knows nothing about Canada .Therefore,he invited a special translator to help him in his interview.
一個來自中國的移民,要申請加拿大公民;他不會說英語,,更不了解加拿大.為了移民官的面試,他請了專業翻譯來幫忙.

Officer：Do you know who was the first Prime Minister of Canada？

官員提問;『請問加拿大的首任總理是誰?』
Translator：(in Cantonese)The officer asked you,Where do you usually go if you want to eat hamburger?
翻譯用廣東話說;「移民官問你;『如果你想吃漢堡,通常你會去哪裡??』
Man：(answered to the officer)Oh.....McDonald (the first Prime Minister of Canada is Sir John MacDonald.)
申請人對著移民官回答說;『噢!麥當勞!!』(加拿大的首任總理,叫做Sir John MacDonald.)

The officer nodded his head and then asked the second question.
移民官點頭,然後問下一個問題;
Officer：Could you tell me which province you're living in now?
移民官問;「你可以告訴我,你現在住哪一省嗎??」

Translator：(in Cantonese)The officer just asked you,What is the dirtiest thing in your nose?
翻譯用廣東話說;「移民官問你;『甚麼,是你鼻子裡最髒的東西?』」

Man：(replied to the officer in Cantonese)Ah.....Bay See (which means nose dirt in Chinese)(The man lives in the province of British Columbia,commonly known as B.C.)
申請人用廣東話回答移民官說;『啊鼻屎!!!』(即中文鼻子裡的髒東西)(他住在the province of British Columbia,簡稱為B.C.廣東話鼻屎同音)

The officer nodded his head again and asked the final question.
移民官又點頭,而後問最後問題.
Officer：Do you know what your privilege is when you become Canadian?
移民官問;「你成為加拿大公民後,享有甚麼權利??」

Translator：(in Cantonese)The officer asked you,How does a dog sounds like when it barks?
翻譯用廣東話說;「移民官問你;『狗吠的時候,叫聲是怎樣??』」

Man：(demonstrated the sound to the officer)...Woe,Woe.(Vote,Vote.One of the privileges of a Canadian is the right to vote.)
申請人當著移民官的面,做出狗吠的聲音;『Woe,Woe!!』(Vote,Vote.)成為加拿大公民的特權之一,就是投票(Vote.)
The officer told the man that all the questions were answered correctly,shook hands with him and congratulated him that he had passed the interview to be a Canadian citizen.
移民官告訴申請人說;所有的問題都答對,跟他握手,並且向他恭喜,已經通過成為加拿大公民的面試了!!

這位翻譯真厲害!不但英文好反應特快絕頂聰明更難能可貴的就是絕對盡忠職守、滿足客戶所需!物超所值啊!!