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老爸爆強的英文情書

老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,
但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書,
老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書,
看了真的是OH!MY GOD!很有一套喔!

Dear wang little sister:

From see you one eye,I shit love you.
Your eyes close,I die;your eyes open,I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me,no matter.

When you carefully look at me,you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great.Toyear 25
My home have four mouth people-papa,mama,I and DD.

I am a good man,in a big company work.
I do early f**k every day,so that I can have strong body toprotectyou.
Please come to eat and sleep with me,or I will cut my hair tobe amonk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;

Like Your people

親愛的黃小姐:

由第一日見到你開始,我就愛死你了
你閉目的神情把我電死,你張開雙眼時我像是獲得新生
你雙眼眨啊眨,我就一直生來死去似的
可能你不記得我是誰,但不要緊
當你仔細望着我時,你也會一見鐘情吧
我想我應先自我介紹
我是李大偉,行年25歲
我家有4口,爸、媽、我和弟
我是個好人,在大企業工作
我每天都做早操,所以我身體強壯足以保護你
請你嫁給我,否則我會削髮為僧
長居寺院,了此殘生

愛你的人

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Dear Hang little sister:

From see you one eye,I shit love you.
Maybe you do not remember me,no matter.
When you carefully look at me,you will one see clock.

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親愛的王妹:
由我第一眼望見你,我便該死的愛上你.
你那雙眼一閉上,我死;你張開眼睛,我又活過來.
你不停地眨眼,我死了又死,死了又死.
或者你不記得我是誰,不要緊.
當你小心地看着我,你會見到一個鐘.
我想我應該向你介紹我自己.
我叫李大偉,現年25
我家有四口人,爸B,媽咪,我,弟弟.
我是一個好男人,在大企業工作.
我每天都做早操,因此我可以有一個強壯身體去保護你.
請與我一同吃飯睡覺,或者我剪頭髮做和尚
然後去一個有很多和尚的地方居住,完結我的生命.

喜歡你的人們

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这真是太搞笑了,好强的狗腿英语啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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