數學哲學

Office Arithmetic
辦公室數學

Smart Boss +Smart Employee =Profit
聰明的老闆+聰明的夥計=利潤
Smart Boss +Dumb Employee =Production
聰明的老闆+愚蠢的夥計=產量
Dumb Boss +Smart Employee =Promotion
愚蠢的老闆+聰明的夥計=升遷
Dumb Boss +Dumb Employee =Overtime
愚蠢的老闆+愚蠢的夥計=超時工作
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Shopping Math
購物數學

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
一個男人會出20元，買一個他所需要，但只值10元的東西。

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
一個女人會出10元，買一個她不需要，但值20元的東西。

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General Equations & Statistics
公式和統計數學

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
一個女人結婚後，就不再為未來擔憂。

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
一個男人直到結婚後，才會擔心未來。

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
一個男人所賺的錢，足夠支付她老婆的開銷，就是個成功的男人。

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
可以找到一個成功的男人，就是個成功的女人。

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Happiness
幸福數學

To be happy with a man,you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
要和一個男人幸福的生活，你必須非常瞭解他，而不必太愛他。

To be happy with a woman,you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
要和一個女人幸福的生活，你必須非常愛她，而不必嘗試去理解她。

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Longevity
壽命數學

Married men live longer than single men do,but married men are a lot more willing to die.
已婚的男人一般比未婚的長命，但大部分的已婚男人卻寧願去死。

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Propensity Change
個性數學

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,but he doesn't.
女人希望男人婚後會有所改變，可是他並不會。

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,and she does.
男人希望女人婚後不會改變，可是她一定會。

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Discussion Technique
辯論技巧

A woman has the last word in any argument.
在爭吵時，女人總是爭到最後一字一句。

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument。

在那之後，男人所說的任何一句話，又會引起新的爭端。