港澳人才看得懂的英文

So many people die,never see you die.　甘多人死，唔見你死。
Two beat six.　二打六
Two five son.　二五仔
Piano piano green.　琴琴青
I give you some colour to see see.　我俾D顏色你睇睇！
Stupid stupid want to move .　蠢蠢欲動。
People mountain people sea .　人山人海。
How senior are you?　你算老幾?
What the ghost are you talk?　你講乜鬼?
I fear that you have teeth.　我驚你有牙！
Heart flower angry open.　心花怒放。
Fish skin　魚皮。
Monster of blowing water.　吹水怪。
Face green green　面青青。
You see road carefully　你小心睇路
You go to street carefully　你出街小心D。
Do the world　做世界。
Big tea rice　大茶飯。
American chinese not enough.　美中不足。
King eight egg.　王八蛋
High hand.　高手
DO YOU Old dot ME?　你老點我呀?
One old water　一舊水
I know your mouse.　我識你老鼠！
Measure water/Pound water.　磅水
A dragon service.　一條龍服務
Pump water.?　抽水
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.　我吹雞打你班友。
You jump building.　你跳樓啦。
You come back home and eat banana　你返屋企食蕉啦
I give you a hair.　我俾條毛你ar!
Collect skin　@@@@
Collect father　收爹