Things to call sex other than sex
Women told us the very special words they use for those very special times.
Meeting big pink
"I had a very proper Southern roommate who couldn't bring herself to use the word penis,hence big pink was born."
Hiding the sausage
"This one's due to the influence of my husband's little brothers,and no,he doesn't get any when he decides to call it that."
Making muffins
"Whenever my guy would smell these bran muffins I sometimes make,he'd yell,'Hey,why don't you come make some muffins in here?!'More often than not,I did."
Taking a nap
"As in,'Watch Dora the Explorer,Mommy and Daddy are going to take a quick nap.'"
Purple raining
"The first of my friends to lose her virginity did it to that song,and we've called it that ever since."
Watching Family Guy
"Inexplicably,this TV show is all it takes for us to get turned on."
Giving him the business
"It started as a way to describe oral sex,but I think it works for whatever's in your repertoire."
Having relations
"One of those dumb jokes that develops when you date someone for a really,really long time."
Getting some D
"A slightly less vulgar way of saying 'getting some d--k
Dear readers,have you ever had a nickname for sex?Do you have a funny nickname?I’d love to hear!
[本帖最後由canle 於2008-9-321:32編輯]
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